Andrew: Is macaroni and cheese a protein food?
Mom: No, it's more of a carbohydrate, or energy food.
Andrew: Like ants?
Mom: (speechless)
Andrew: Man vs. Wild says that ants are an energy food, so they must be carbohydrates.
Mom: And he would know.
Sam: Kayla from my class is in love with me, but I don't love her. She chases me around the playground, but I run away. Sometimes Evan helps me run away.
Andrew: I'm not really interested in love. I don't really get it.
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